Fucked up

I swear to yall man today was the worst day in my life
First i woke up with sore throat and my last strepsil fell and broke into pieces
believe me that was the tip of the iceburg
test time ss
i went in the hall hapilly and horribly realized i did not bring my entry proof nor my wallet
and so had no money to buy another proof so i borowed money from ronald the kind soul
bought my proof and went to do the fricking exams which i was already half and hour late for
and because of that i was so depressed in the hall trying frickinly to do the paper as well as i can and trying to motivate myself
Another jinx,all the things i studied for did not come out except for merger and sep and also that was horrible as i did not study the external conflict part and it fucking came out!
two questions summore!
i did depressingly and went on to do the SBQ which i also screwed up by not finishing the last question
What have i done to deserve this
Jinx #3.went to play soccer and missed manymany goals man and screwed up and one more bad luck the ball got rammed into my side of my head courtosy of alfian and i could not hear for a minuit and had ear pains what the hell
Jinx#4.i went home and thought i was safe from everything when the maggi mee i was cooking burnt in the pot!omgosh
i had to cook another two then what the suayness

God must be eating popcorn in a couch and lauging at my stupidity man i swear
hope tomorrow will be better but i really have a sinking feeling
you've got to be the best